
We’ve been hearing about BMW’s electric city scooters, not to be confused with electric kick scooters, for years. The German automaker came out with the BMW Motorrad Concept Link in 2017, a concept vehicle that imagines the future of expensive micromobility. After revealing the latest concept scooter, the CE 04, in November 2020, BMW is now actually going through with production.
On Wednesday, the company announced the new CE 04 will officially be a part of its 2022 lineup, with an expected global market launch of Q1. It’s a sweet-looking ride, with a decidedly retro-futuristic vibe, harkening back to what people in the 70s or 80s might have thought a “futuristic” vehicle would look like.
This is not the first electric scooter BMW has sold. Back in 2014, it came out with the C Evolution, which never really took off in the States. Maybe it was because it was ahead of its time. Maybe it’s because it cost $13,000.
The CE 04 starts at just around $12,000. Now, the whole point of the BMW Motorrad Concept Link is to provide “a vision of what will be important in the urban environment in the future,” so maybe BMW doesn’t care if it doesn’t crush it with sales. But until BMW produces something much cheaper than its gas equivalents (you can buy a new Vespa for under $5,000), the automaker's new scooter is not guaranteed to take cities by storm.
With a 8.9 kWh battery pack, compared to the Evolution’s 12.7 kWh pack, BMW should be able to produce this vehicle and turn a profit for a lot less than it’s selling it for. Especially given the automaker’s access to higher quality technology and the cheaper price of batteries today when compared to five years ago.
A spokesperson for BMW Motorrad told technewss the CE 04 is priced in the mid-range of the motorcycle market, and is still much less expensive than an electric car.
“This could be an entryway to electric mobility at a fraction of the cost for some people,” he said.
Of course, the fanboys will go for it, like the one BMW fictionalized in a strange press release we’re trying really hard not to make fun of. Here’s a snippet:
It’s early in the morning. The city is awakening. On the way to my garage I breathe in the still cool air. I'm wear [sic] a casually cut parka that's both fashionable and functional at the same time. The protectors are inconspicuous but give me a sense of security. I'm ready for the day to start.
Wait, there’s more:
The first birds are chirping, the urban jungle is awakening. The sounds of the city begin to swell. Everything is set in motion. People move – with each other and in parallel. Paths cross.
What will the new day bring? Tapas with friends at the little bar by the river? Or the exhibition at the modern art museum? First of all there are appointments at the office. Workshops, meetings, customer visits. This is what life feels like.
I pair my smartphone with the scooter, and with a flick of my wrist I activate the parka. Its LEDs light up. I'm quiet, but I want to be seen. It's all so simple and smooth.
We're off again at last. Even when I was having my breakfast, I couldn't wait. Not even the birds notice me. I glide almost silently through my neighbourhood. I'm a part of the city again.